Proms Fan Gifts

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Elegant woman in backless dress.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Malcolm Sargent

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Rule Britannia!

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Rapunzel on prom night.