Prom Enthusiasts Gifts

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

'How fast can you hype?'

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Malcolm Sargent

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Radiant, yet flammable.

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

'I've been made junior partner.'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Why? - They're just bees without a PR agent. . ."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

High School Prom Expenses

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'