Prom Veteran Gifts

"Hey Maw... Can you help me with this?"

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"Any chance of some credit?"

Summer Proms - then, now.

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

Rapunzel on prom night.