Raf Veteran Gifts

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Buy him a pint and he'll tell you about the blitz, buy him three and he'll re-enact it"

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

Clearing up medals.

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Remembering All The American Idols.

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

'This one is for not stirring up global tensions with anything I say in TV interviews.'

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

"You could say I'm a war veteran. I'm a retired junior high teacher."

"Your Stroganoff reminds me of my army days...spent in the Biological Weapons Corps."

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

'There goes Mr. Mookwon. He's been here simply for ages.'

For service to services...

RAF Rapidly Approaching Forty

World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

The RAF salute the world of banking

'I'm feeling a bit more secure about the world situation. He just invested in a six-year certificate.'

The Boche Catcher

"There's a trade today honoring vets. Wanna go?"

Army official with stars raining on him.

Officer with many medals.

"That one's my kidney stone."