Raf Veteran Gifts

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Buy him a pint and he'll tell you about the blitz, buy him three and he'll re-enact it"

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

Clearing up medals.

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Remembering All The American Idols.

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

'This one is for not stirring up global tensions with anything I say in TV interviews.'

"You could say I'm a war veteran. I'm a retired junior high teacher."

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

'There goes Mr. Mookwon. He's been here simply for ages.'

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

Blood on their Hands

"Your Stroganoff reminds me of my army days...spent in the Biological Weapons Corps."

RAF Rapidly Approaching Forty

For service to services...

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.

"There's a trade today honoring vets. Wanna go?"

The Boche Catcher

'I'm feeling a bit more secure about the world situation. He just invested in a six-year certificate.'

Army official with stars raining on him.

The RAF salute the world of banking

Officer with many medals.