Raf Member Gifts

RAF Rapidly Approaching Forty

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

Submariners' Eye Test.

Support the Troops

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

A Crown of Red Poppies

My Musical Influences

Bombers drop pretzels

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Make it look like natural selection."

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

"Actually, after five ribbons you get one medal free."

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

Nobody Knows What They've Lost

'We have a phone for the Navy -- an aye phone.'

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

"I'm very touched, fellows."

Flying pigs.

The RAF salute the world of banking

'I don't care what is politically correct... hench person just doesn't sound right.'

"I don't know, boss. I assumed 'Sammy The Seal' was like a nickname or something."