Air Force Member Gifts

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

Flying pigs.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

A Crown of Red Poppies

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

Gay pilot standing alongside his aircraft

"Actually, after five ribbons you get one medal free."

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Birds on the wing

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

Support the Troops

Submariners' Eye Test.

Camouflage Unit

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

RAF plane ride.

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

"I told you to slow down."

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'