Space Force Member Gifts

"I told you to slow down."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Houston, we have a problem."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Take me to your Larder!"

Marry me astronaut

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Not now, Oliver."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Blue Origin

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Veterans Day US

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Camouflage Unit

Glimpses One Dollar

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Asteroid Bennu

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

Bombers drop pretzels