Armed Forces Member Gifts

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"

'I'm actually on active duty.'

'We have a phone for the Navy -- an aye phone.'

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

'It's no big deal. Most of them are posthumous.'

'The Army Recruitment team gave him a white feather for not signing up.'

'I know I said 'at ease'...but not to that extent.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

War and Technology

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Trump

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'At ease, soldier.'