Airforce Members Gifts

"Our mechanic's garage is considered a No-Fly zone - he never gets anything fixed."

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Birds on the wing

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Support the Troops

Camouflage Unit

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

Submariners' Eye Test.

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

RAF plane ride.

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"I told you to slow down."

A Crown of Red Poppies

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'Hamster Swat Team.'

Bombers drop pretzels

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!