Air Force Personnel Gifts

'You put your right foot in . . . '

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'Do you hear music'

'It must be drone migration season.'

Ready or not?

RAF plane ride.

'I never thought they'd cut the military budget this far!'

"Here they come, the socially distanced Red Arrows."

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Jet Fighter

Servicemen.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Sorry, Otto, but I can't let my navigation equipment fall into the hands of the enemy.'

American Spy Plane, the Lockheed EWE-2.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Edwards Air Force Base Baggage Hall.

'Only one man in 1,000 is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women!'

"These new ultra high-spec, night vision glasses are rubbish!" "You need to remove The lens cap."

'Bandit at one o'clock.'

US Bear Force.

Parachutes Jumpers going in Opposite Directions.

Messages on bombs say: 'Eat this!', 'In your face', 'Hello hope this finds you well ...'

"And that one shoes my frequent-flier miles.

Birds on the wing

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'