Air Force Officer Gifts

"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

A pilot flies a kite.

"Sir, I've been debriefed, deprogrammed and debugged. May I go home now?"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'Looks like the Flying Corpse.'

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

Army recruitment office with a man outside reading a sign: Now Taking Orders for Xmas

"I read War and Peace, liked 1/2 of it."

Servicemen.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Sailor in Car.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'At ease, soldier.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

AI Safety Officer

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Subwoofer

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."