Flight Safety Officer Gifts

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Time Out For Teddy

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

AI Safety Officer

"Careful."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Safety Barriers

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Fire door.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Lab safety Rule No. 1

"I'm going in."