Ai Safety Officer Gifts

AI Safety Officer

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Time Out For Teddy

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Safety Barriers

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Fire door.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

No Smoking.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Lab safety Rule No. 1

"I'm going in."

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."