Industrial Safety Officer Gifts

Hazardous material - in case of accident do not come to this area for 25 years.

Slight Warning: What-used-to-be-toxic-but-are-now-merely annoying substances.

"Second hand nerve gas again."

"This is sabotage, you stupid pig!

"How 'harmless' is our industrial accident really, boss? I just see thousands of rats running off the company premises."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

AI Safety Officer

Cafe Burns.

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

Time Out For Teddy

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Caution signs.

Danger Falling Leaves