Industrial Safety Officer Pillows

Hazardous material - in case of accident do not come to this area for 25 years.

Slight Warning: What-used-to-be-toxic-but-are-now-merely annoying substances.

"Second hand nerve gas again."

"This is sabotage, you stupid pig!

"How 'harmless' is our industrial accident really, boss? I just see thousands of rats running off the company premises."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Cafe Burns.

AI Safety Officer

Time Out For Teddy

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Danger Falling Leaves

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.