Industrial Safety Pillows

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'You forgot the product label.'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

Help to Avoid Industrial Accident....

'Can you hear me in the back rows?'

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

'You've been recalled.'

'The industrial safety inspector? Are you kidding me?? He's there, right behind me!'

Safety First

Nuclear Power Station and Death

'And above all, pleasant working conditions.'

Time Out For Teddy

We are Fragile!

Slight Warning: What-used-to-be-toxic-but-are-now-merely annoying substances.

'Fight black lung disease.'

"Second hand nerve gas again."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Work Accidents

"How 'harmless' is our industrial accident really, boss? I just see thousands of rats running off the company premises."

Toxic Chemicals

A young Don King

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"We need a union!'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'