Work Safety Pillows

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

It might be best all round Privitt if you took a month off.'

'So next time we help a customer take from a pyramid stack, which can should we choose ?'

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

'I wear safety glasses at work and I still don't feel safe.'

"We encourage a positive self-image at work, Larry, but the shades have gotta go!"

'This job is not what it used to be.'

Wear a helmet

'02 days without a paper cut.'

"It was garbled, but I think the boss said that the fumes we were smelling are harmless."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Man using to much bug spray

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

On the brink.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"We need a union!'