Safety Pillows

"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

Health and safety nightmare.

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'It's not that Ted was a bad guy, he was just all out of 5's.'

The C.D.C.'s recommended safe distance to view this cartoon."

"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'I think we need to take another look at your risk-management strategy.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Oil Industry Safety.

'Just put those safety awards on the table.'

'I knew it!! I just KNEW IT!!! - I KNEW we should have filled out a confined space entry permit!!'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Someone has to talk to him about his texting."

Safety First.

Disaster Waiting to Happen Room.

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

"Since you have a complete record of my life, could you tell me if I remembered to turn the stove off?"

Man putting up accident prevention sign falls off ladder.

'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

"My parents sent back all my stuff that came from China."

Work Safety - Ladders.

'No, we will not be starting with a safety brief today.'

'Darn safety regulations!'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'It's okay, I'm wearing safety contact lenses.'

Health and Safety

Life is about MANAGING risk, not not taking any.

"Take care..."

'There's been an accident down at the plant.'

Airplane Seatbelts