Safety Awareness Pillows

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Why did I come in here?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

You Are Here

"Don't tell me how to work safely! I've been at this job for five years!"

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

Caution Wet Floor

'...and right after scissors comes first aid kit.'

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

Caution Pool Drained.

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Bird landing on detonator.

'It seems to be full of data.'

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

"Quit griping! You said you wanted a light to see why the gas stove wasn't working. Well, a match is a light, isn't it?"

"Crazy drivers. That guy nearly hit us"

During the life boat drill, a man has used his wife's life jacket for his golf clubs.

Man with a new purchase about to fall down a hole.

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Do you know where your registered sex offenders are living?"

"Help!" (Man holding onto 'Accident Black Spot' sign).

Football Brain Injuries

Health and Safety man on mobile about to fall down manhole.

"I'm willing to rehire you, if you drop the lawsuit. If that sounds good, blink twice."

'When are you going to line your x-ray room with lead, Doctor?'

'Come on, come on!'

'Don't dive - It's not deep enough.'

Henry ignored his antihistamine's warning to avoid operating dangerous machinery while using it and loses his right foot to the vacuum cleaner.

Safe on campus.

Baby kangaroo has a seatbelt on.

Fred really should have taken the time clear the snow on his windshield.

"Careful, the plate is hot."