Safety Awareness Gifts

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Why did I come in here?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

You Are Here

'...and right after scissors comes first aid kit.'

Caution Wet Floor

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

Caution Pool Drained.

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'It seems to be full of data.'

Bird landing on detonator.

"Quit griping! You said you wanted a light to see why the gas stove wasn't working. Well, a match is a light, isn't it?"

"Crazy drivers. That guy nearly hit us"

During the life boat drill, a man has used his wife's life jacket for his golf clubs.

"Do you know where your registered sex offenders are living?"

Man with a new purchase about to fall down a hole.

Health and Safety man on mobile about to fall down manhole.

Safe on campus.

"Having trouble with that paper shredder again, Barry?"

Caution: slippery surface.

"Help!" (Man holding onto 'Accident Black Spot' sign).

Baby kangaroo has a seatbelt on.

Henry ignored his antihistamine's warning to avoid operating dangerous machinery while using it and loses his right foot to the vacuum cleaner.

Fred really should have taken the time clear the snow on his windshield.

'When are you going to line your x-ray room with lead, Doctor?'

"I'm willing to rehire you, if you drop the lawsuit. If that sounds good, blink twice."

"Careful, the plate is hot."

'Don't dive - It's not deep enough.'

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

'Come on, come on!'

"Mistakes were made…lessons will be learnt. The council now accepts it was a mistake to use quicksand in the play area."

'I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers, so, uh... tell me about yourself.'