"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."
Danger Awareness Advocate Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone passionate about danger awareness? Explore our collection of clever and inspiring items designed to celebrate vigilance and safety. Whether they’re a safety activist or a cautious friend, our products combine humor with meaningful messages, making safety a fun part of daily life.
A young Don King
You Are Here
Pool attached to child's bed.
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
"Honey, you're spoiling that child."
Man using to much bug spray
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
No Immediate Danger
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
YOLO vs YODO
Noah's life jacket demonstration
"Getting the hang of it?"
Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.
"This isn't helping my migraine."
"Careful."
"Have you met my bodyguard?"
Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"
"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"
Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.
'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'
'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'
"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."
The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'
"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."
Wall Street...
Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'
Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty
The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!
Boozing and Cruising
Kangaroo: Baby on Board
'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'
'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'
Danger Awareness Advocate Gifts Collection
Danger Awareness Advocate Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for danger awareness advocates—whimsical, clever, and perfect for daily motivation.
Danger Awareness Advocate Pillows
Find cozy pillows that subtly promote safety awareness with witty designs and inspiring messages.
Danger Awareness Advocate Prints
Decorate your space with prints that champion caution and awareness—artful reminders with a humorous or inspiring twist.
Danger Awareness Advocate T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts perfect for danger awareness enthusiasts—fun, bold, and print-rich for making a statement.