Danger Awareness Advocate Pillows

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

A young Don King

You Are Here

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man using to much bug spray

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

No Immediate Danger

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

YOLO vs YODO

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Getting the hang of it?"

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Careful."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Wall Street...

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Boozing and Cruising

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'