Accident Awareness Advocate Pillows

Builder drops a brick.

Proposed new US blood alcohol limits.

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Dog Crossing

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Boozing and Cruising

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"