Accident Prevention Advocate Pillows

Man driving forklift is distracted by a pretty co-worker and accidentally runs into another colleague.

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Gas pipe danger.

Caution - Wet Floor.

'At least try and be a bit discreet when we have a spillage.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'It might be better all round Privett if you took a month off.'

Windmill accident.

Watch Your Step.

"It's stuck in overdrive. What should I do?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Getting the hang of it?"

Reasonableman

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Boozing and Cruising