Accident Prevention Advocate Pillows

Man driving forklift is distracted by a pretty co-worker and accidentally runs into another colleague.

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Gas pipe danger.

Caution - Wet Floor.

'At least try and be a bit discreet when we have a spillage.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'It might be better all round Privett if you took a month off.'

Windmill accident.

Watch Your Step.

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Reasonableman

"Careful."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Here comes the super-visor."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Boozing and Cruising