Accident Advocate Pillows

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Boozing and Cruising

"She was a rescue."

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."