Accident Advocate T-Shirts

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"Getting the hang of it?"

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Boozing and Cruising

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"She was a rescue."

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.