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'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Boozing and Cruising

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"