Auto Safety Advocate T-Shirts

Recall car - driver going over cliff saying into cell phone

Vulture Waiting Outside Bar with Car Keys.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

Boozing and Cruising

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'