Traffic Safety Advocate T-Shirts

"Car accident."

Watch for Pedestrians.

Police now targeting ill informed drivers.

Hedgehog crosses the road at special hedgehog crossing.

Safety is no Accident

Stopping for nature.

Don't walk.

'Do you know where else you have to wear a seat belt - the electric chair!'

Diversion: Reaper at Work

'It wasn't until years of traversing the same deadly highway that one day Frogger noticed a convenient overpass.'

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

Bikes versus Cars

"It says that one in 5 accidents happen when the driver falls asleep at the whee;. he other 4 have no excuse!"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"This is not a great walking town."

Philosophy Class: Please Don't Think and Drive

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Dog Crossing

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Boozing and Cruising

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Knights Wing Mirrors.