Street Safety Advocate T-Shirts

Crossing the street.

Dog Crossing

'HA!' Cyclist riding on pavement thwarted by old man.

Zebra

Watch Children

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"On your left."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Boozing and Cruising

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'