Automobile Safety Expert T-Shirts

Man with Air Bag,"Did you know the earth spins at 1038 mph?"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

A 'failed' brake check!

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

Piano Airbag

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

Where airbags should be.

Now do you see the point of regular electrical checks?

"You're going on a very short journey."

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

"I see your son has a summer job."