Safety Expert T-Shirts

'Can't be too safe you know.'

Babies can't open these safety caps...but then, neither can I!

Now do you see the point of regular electrical checks?

"I don't know - the EPA was here when I left last night."

"Don't forget your parachute."

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Charon ferries the newly deceased from the world of the living to the world of the dead.

"My plan is to figure out child-proof caps, then move right into hacking."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Careful."

AI Safety Officer

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'