Safety Expert Mugs

'Can't be too safe you know.'

Babies can't open these safety caps...but then, neither can I!

Now do you see the point of regular electrical checks?

"I don't know - the EPA was here when I left last night."

"Don't forget your parachute."

This place is crawling with backstabbers, but they don't worry me.

Rudy, we're recalling all our pastries. What? Not a big deal. Happens all the time, our low-cost distributor may not have used the freshest ingredients. Has anyone died of lead poisoning. Recall!

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Charon ferries the newly deceased from the world of the living to the world of the dead.

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

"My plan is to figure out child-proof caps, then move right into hacking."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Baby on board.

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

AI Safety Officer