Safety Advocate Mugs

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Someone has to talk to him about his texting."

"My parents sent back all my stuff that came from China."

"Take care..."

"Great location, new roof, central air, underground storage tanks full of toxic waste, double garage, ceramic tile?"

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Expelled from school for bringing something dangerous - the Bill of Rights.

"It seems like we already have plenty of driverless cars."

What code violations?

Teen drunk drivers.

Humpty Dumpty! Put on this helmet.

A deer crossing sign running away from a hunter sign

Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

"It says here that if your gas barbecue hasn't been used all winter, you should check it over thoroughly before lighting it for the first time!"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

No wheels left on vehicle overnight. Man says: 'Can't be too careful.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

High Tech Mom

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

"Maybe next time you could think about reporting the risk before the accident!"

Where airbags should be.

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

'I'm not allowed to take candy from strangers, so, uh... tell me about yourself.'

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

'This is my designated driver in case I drink some eggnog.'

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

Safe Olympic Events

'Bill, the idea is to hit the nails.'

'Can you hear me in the back rows?'

Honk if you love Jesus... text while driving if you want to meet him.

Woodpecker pecking at an electrician's harness.