Health And Safety Advocate Mugs

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Today's safety topic is HELICOPTER SAFETY!'

"When I said I wanted you to champion our health and safety campaign I was thinking more of you designing new pamphlets."

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

How coal creates jobs

Elevator Out Of Order

Bring yourself home intact!...

I'm with stupid.

'Hey! Don't run with sharp objects!'

'Goes to show what happens when you ride without a lid.'

'Those airbag things really work!'

Mr. Social Distancing

The Covid Hat maintains the social distance

Snowman wearing a mask

Monty's People Wash

Start of the school year and politicians

"Stop wearing a mask? Are you crazy?!"

"I'm sorry. I didn't think a 'heads up' was appropriate."

"Don't worry mate... We've rung for an economist."

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

"Mum! My hoverboard broke!!"

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'Personally I think Kevin should have the tooth pulled at the Dentist.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Four

Rake accident.

'This ladder is rotten!'

'They reckon most accidents occur at home...'

'Break time is over lads.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."