Safety Advocate Pillows

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Someone has to talk to him about his texting."

"My parents sent back all my stuff that came from China."

"Take care..."

"Great location, new roof, central air, underground storage tanks full of toxic waste, double garage, ceramic tile?"

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Expelled from school for bringing something dangerous - the Bill of Rights.

"It seems like we already have plenty of driverless cars."

Teen drunk drivers.

What code violations?

Humpty Dumpty! Put on this helmet.

A deer crossing sign running away from a hunter sign

Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

"It says here that if your gas barbecue hasn't been used all winter, you should check it over thoroughly before lighting it for the first time!"

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

High Tech Mom

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

No wheels left on vehicle overnight. Man says: 'Can't be too careful.'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"Maybe next time you could think about reporting the risk before the accident!"

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

'I'm not allowed to take candy from strangers, so, uh... tell me about yourself.'

Where airbags should be.

'Bill, the idea is to hit the nails.'

Safe Olympic Events

'This is my designated driver in case I drink some eggnog.'

Woodpecker pecking at an electrician's harness.

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

"I was hoping to find a driverless taxi." "Would you feel better if I told you I didn't have a drivers license?

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

Speeding Forklift

'Can you hear me in the back rows?'