Advocate For Safety Pillows

"Oh no, I'm getting interested in the stairlift commercials."

Danger Ahead

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Dog Crossing

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Reasonableman

Cafe Burns.

"Careful."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"Here comes the super-visor."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Boozing and Cruising