Health And Safety Advocates Pillows

"Better safe than sorry, son."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"Have you seen my high visibility jacket anywhere dear?"

Cafe Burns.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Careful."

Reasonableman

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Boozing and Cruising

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"Here comes the super-visor."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'This is your lucky day!'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'