"Better safe than sorry, son."
Health And Safety Advocates Gifts
Looking for a gift for a health and safety advocate? Our collection offers witty and charming items that honor their dedication to well-being and safety. Whether they work in health, safety, or promote healthy habits, these gifts blend humor and appreciation seamlessly.
"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."
"Have you seen my high visibility jacket anywhere dear?"
'A baby aspirin he can't swallow. A golf ball he can.'
Cafe Burns.
"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."
Pool attached to child's bed.
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
Man using to much bug spray
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall
"Getting the hang of it?"
"Careful."
'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'
Reasonableman
Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"
Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!
TV chef sets the TV on fire.
The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...
"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"
'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'
'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'
"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."
"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."
The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!
Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty
'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'
"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"
Kangaroo: Baby on Board
Boozing and Cruising
"Here comes the super-visor."
'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'
Health And Safety Advocates Gifts Collection
Health And Safety Advocates Mugs
Discover a wide range of mugs that celebrate health and safety advocates with clever slogans and lively illustrations—perfect for daily reminders of their importance.
Health And Safety Advocates Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows that pay tribute to health and safety advocates with humorous and motivating messages—perfect for personalizing their space.
Health And Safety Advocates Prints
Browse our collection of prints that honor health and safety champions with fun, motivational designs to brighten up any office or home.
Health And Safety Advocates T-Shirts
Explore our T-shirts designed for health and safety lovers, featuring witty and inspiring graphics that allow them to wear their passion with pride.