Safety Advocates Gifts

How's My Driving?

"Careful—some of our children's firearms are manufactured in plants that also process nuts and nut products."

"I got hot."

Well...That's what happens when you text and graze!

"What were his last words?"

'TV's too violent. Better wear a helmet.'

"And would you put the heading.... 'PLEASE DON'T DO THIS...NEVER DO THIS' in capitals."

Safety is number one

"Yes, please approach the bench...but not too close."

"Bye Honey, just taking Junior to school."

Fred really should have taken the time clear the snow on his windshield.

'Careful Darling, my mum always said 'beware of strangers bearing gifts'...'

Humpty Dumpty, Building Inspector

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

OMG - texting while driving.

"Never ever point a loaded bow with the safety off."

Coronavirus

Covid Summer

"Don't think of them as training wheels. Just think of it as me putting your bike on safe mode."

"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"When I was young, the only thing they didn't allow at school was gum."

"We hate being stuck indoors because of seasonal allergies, so it's a relief when we can blame it on a dangerous fugitive."

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

"Fortunately, I was texting St. Christopher."

SKREEECH! I wonder if there's an app to remind you to look both ways when crossing a street.

"Witnesses say he was texting."

'You'd better turn around then!'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

'I'm sorry, ma'am. My computer says our fire station has been closed down by Boris Johnson.'

For those who obligate their lives below the ground only to leave them there...we thank you.

Drunk Driving School

'Just once I wish we'd practice safe sex!'

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"