"Oh no, I'm getting interested in the stairlift commercials."
Advocate For Safety Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about safety and advocacy? Our collection features clever, meaningful items that honor their commitment to creating safer communities. Whether they’re a safety activist or just love spreading awareness, these products combine humor and heart to remind everyone of the importance of safety in a fun, engaging way.
Danger Ahead
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
Pool attached to child's bed.
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
"Honey, you're spoiling that child."
Man using to much bug spray
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
Dog Crossing
"Getting the hang of it?"
"Careful."
Cafe Burns.
'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'
Reasonableman
Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"
TV chef sets the TV on fire.
"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"
The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...
'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'
'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'
Kangaroo: Baby on Board
"Here comes the super-visor."
"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"
Boozing and Cruising
Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty
"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."
'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'
Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.
'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'
The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!
'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'
Advocate For Safety Gifts Collection
Advocate For Safety Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for safety advocates—witty, inspiring, and perfect for starting conversations over coffee.
Advocate For Safety Pillows
Our safety-themed pillows offer inspiration and comfort—ideal for showing support and spreading awareness at home.
Advocate For Safety Prints
Decorate your space with prints that honor safety advocates—stylish designs that promote awareness and motivate action.
Advocate For Safety T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate safety advocacy with clever messages and fun designs—great for wearing your support with pride.