Health Safety Advocate Gifts

'For the hundredth time. Sup not from the chalice with a cold sore!'

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

Nobody move.

Restaurant Hygiene

Over 2500 left handed people die each year using products designed for right handed people.

"Well, it's worked out cheaper and safer, just to move in here!"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Fighting Covid

Man using to much bug spray

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

Obama Healthcare.

Armageddon

SAGE mentality

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Budget

Prostate: 51st State

Covid and the Vaccines