Health Safety Advocate Pillows

'For the hundredth time. Sup not from the chalice with a cold sore!'

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

Restaurant Hygiene

Over 2500 left handed people die each year using products designed for right handed people.

"Well, it's worked out cheaper and safer, just to move in here!"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Man using to much bug spray

Fighting Covid

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

SAGE mentality

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Obama Healthcare.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Armageddon

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Cafe Burns.

"Careful."

Covid and the Vaccines

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Budget