Health Protection Advocate Gifts

No caption (A large nesting doll is shown wearing a mask. There are various descending sizes of masks hanging on hooks on the wall).

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Fighting Covid

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

Obama Healthcare.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Armageddon

SAGE mentality

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Vaccine

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Prostate: 51st State

Budget

Cafe Burns.

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Covid and the Vaccines

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Healthcare declaration