Preventive Health Advocate Gifts

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Fighting Covid

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Armageddon

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

SAGE mentality

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Covid and the Vaccines

"This isn't helping my migraine."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Vaccine

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

COVID-19 Stops Economy

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.