Preventative Medicine Advocate Gifts

Have you had your flu shot yet?

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Fighting Covid

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

SAGE mentality

Armageddon

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Prostate: 51st State

Vaccine

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

COVID-19 Stops Economy

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

The next wave

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.