Preventative Medicine Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do for you now. You should've come in sooner, before you got sick.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Preventive medicine.

Zika global alert

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Anatomy.

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

"Uh-Oh!"

"It's called being preemptive."

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

Flu Shot

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."