Preventive Care Promoter Gifts

Preventive medicine.

You're overdue for your checkup.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Vaccines vs Variants

"You won’t need refills."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

Flu Shot

"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."

Vaccination Joy

A light after vaccination

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

Abortion clinic, "Let's prevent it before it happens!"

Get your shot!

Have you had your flu shot yet?

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

'And when you taught my client to fish, instead of giving him one, did you ever stop to consider that he might be allergic to seafood!'

Eggs Quarantine

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do for you now. You should've come in sooner, before you got sick.'

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

Summer 2019 vs. Summer 2020

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

Cost/Value

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Nurse

"Yes, I have taken my medication. Have you taken your medication?"

Nurse takes man's blood pressure, man floats like a baloon.

"I'll have an ounce of prevention."

"Your ear trouble is classed by loud noises in the air, your nose tube is caused by strange smells in the air, and your throat trouble is caused by weird particles in the air."

No smoking graveyard.