Preventive Care Promoter Prints

Preventive medicine.

You're overdue for your checkup.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Vaccines vs Variants

"You won’t need refills."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We have an improved measles vaccine. How should we promote it? TV spots!

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

Flu Shot

"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

Vaccination Joy

Abortion clinic, "Let's prevent it before it happens!"

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

Bobo, you idiot – the mask has to go over your nose.

A light after vaccination

Eggs Quarantine

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

Get your shot!

Have you had your flu shot yet?

'And when you taught my client to fish, instead of giving him one, did you ever stop to consider that he might be allergic to seafood!'

Radiant

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do for you now. You should've come in sooner, before you got sick.'

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

Summer 2019 vs. Summer 2020

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Nurse

"Yes, I have taken my medication. Have you taken your medication?"

Cost/Value

Nurse takes man's blood pressure, man floats like a baloon.

"I'll have an ounce of prevention."