Health Awareness Promoter Prints

Nurse takes man's blood pressure, man floats like a baloon.

'Oh look! She's saying her first words.'

'Its the actress Fransesca Cauotini she has taken precautions since she discovered she had family brain tumour gene.'

Grim Reaper Fishing for Smokers

The New Normal - Formerly the Plus Size Clothing Store.

Radiant

Get your shot!

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

AIDS

"Your ear trouble is classed by loud noises in the air, your nose tube is caused by strange smells in the air, and your throat trouble is caused by weird particles in the air."

Coronavirus

FINE vs FINITE

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Vaccines vs Variants

"You won’t need refills."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We have an improved measles vaccine. How should we promote it? TV spots!

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

Bubbling

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'Guy, is that you?'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

Vaccination Joy

Bobo, you idiot – the mask has to go over your nose.

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

U.S. Bread Basket.